Completely Inappropriate Read Aloud Books Teachers Love

I love a good laugh, and coming across these books always makes me chuckle.  And so we have created a list of totally inappropriate real aloud books for teachers.

This article is meant to be lighthearted and fun. These books are intended to make you laugh. If you don’t like drinking, cussing, or poking fun at the emotions many teachers feel, this article is not for you.  Rembmer, you can love your job and also see the realness and humor in it!

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Completely Inappropriate Read Alouds Teachers Love - We're Going on a Bar Hunt

We’re Going on a Bar Hunt – After school, the bear hunts come to a screeching halt and teachers start looking for bars!  Click here to check out this fun book.

Completely Inappropriate Read Aloud Books Teachers Love - You Have to F*****g Eat

You Have to F*****g Eat –  Two adults, 100+ five-year-old children, and 15 minutes to serve AND eat lunch; only miracle workers have this lunch duty!  Click here to check out this book.

Completely Inappropriate Read Aloud Books Teachers Love - If You Give a Mommy a Glass of Wine

If You Give a Mommy a Glass of Wine – Not all teachers are parents, but we can all relate to needing a glass, bottle, or box of wine. (No judgement on which you prefer). Click here to check out this fun book.

Completely Inappropriate Read Aloud Books Teachers Love - Oh, The Meetings You'll Go To

Oh, The  Meetings You’ll Go To– Oh yes, you will go to meetings, meetings, and more meetings.  Meetings over here and meetings over there!  Meetings that are worth meeting for and meetings that could have easily been delivered in email.   Click here to check out this fun book.

The Wedding of Q and U - This book is HILARIOUS as U is not very happy that Q wants to get marrieds.  Totally sketchy!

The Wedding of Q and U – This book is HILARIOUS as U is not very happy that Q wants to get marrieds.  Totally sketchy!  Click here to check it out now.

Completely Inappropriate Read Alouds Teachers Love - My First Dictionary - Corrupting Young Minds One Word at a Time

My First Dictionary – Corrupting Young Minds One Word at a Time – You won’t find these words on your word wall for sure!  Click here to check it out.

Completely Inappropriate Read Alouds Teachers Love - What Are We Even Doing With Our Lives

What Are We Even Doing With Our Lives?  The Most Honest Children’s Book of All Time – This book is funny.  It’s almost like a comic book filled with some of life’s realities like having to rent out a room in your home to make ends meet. Teachers can relate! Click here to take a peek inside.

Completely Inappropriate Read Aloud Books Teachers Love - The Taco Tree

The Taco Tree – So this is not a real book, but it needs to be. No one loves tacos more than teachers.  They are so easy to prepare after a long day teaching.  Oh, and they are cheap so we can all afford to eat them.

Completely Inappropriate Read Aloud Books Teachers Love - K is for Knifeball

K is for Knifeball –  ‘A is for apple.  Eat one every day and then wash it down with your mom’s Cabernet’.   Click here to check it out.

Completely Inappropriate Read Aloud Books Teachers Love

F**k You Sun – You know that long stretch at the end of the school year after Spring Break when you don’t get a single day off?  It’s OK to cuss outside of your classroom – F**k You Sun!  Click here to check out this wildly inappropriate book.

Completely Inappropriate Read Aloud Books Teachers Love - Goodnight iPad

Goodnight iPad – Technology is such a part of teaching and learning these days.  Some days it’s nice and it works, and some days it does not. This book is for when you just need to shut it all down and get back to the roots of teaching!  Click here to check it out.

Completely Inappropriate Read Aloud Books for Teachers - Calm the F*ck Down Coloring Books

Calm the F*ck Down: An Irreverent Adult Coloring Book– Teachers need to unwind.  If you find coloring an activity to calm you down, this coloring book is for you!   Click here to check it out.

As you can tell, one of the ways I work through my anxiety in life is through humor.  If you are looking for more ways to handle the stress and anxiety of teaching, click here to read Working Through Teacher Anxiety.

Working through teacher anxiety.